~Major Update~

~1st Post : Pool~

Thanks to Aqel, Alex, Sara and Tham Pak Kwan i'm hooked to pool all over again...i think i'm getting better at it...cause losing to this guys every time when a chick is looking kinda pai seh la...so have to quietly practice with my new kakis Chris, Nick and Pat...hahaha...come to think of it now i know where all my pocket money ahs been going too...cause i would wake up during the weekend and look into my wallet and wonder why its empty...all gone to POOL...eh guys we haven't gone pool in awhile d leh...last week no pool session la...and this time we better remember to call Vjay...eh wonder if Carol plays pool or she'll just 'cakar' the whole table...

~2nd Post : Thesis~

Since the semester started i've retired from my RA post and started being hardworking AGAIN and started on my FYP ( Fucking Young People/Fail Your Project/Fuck You Planner/Final Year Phucking)...well been getting positive results from my Pak Pak, he seems pretty happy since he got hold of his two new boy bitches Alex and Aqel and also my experiment results though i think he is just happier cause of the first reason...haha...(popsickles)...so he has pretty much laid off calling and sms'ing' me constantly in the morning which is a total relieve...on the other hand everyone has shifted up to the 6th floor lab...which is pretty cool...i'm not stuck up there alone anymore...we just started out mini football club...and by mini i mean the ball not the club...we were just caught by the lab tech during our practice however he seemed cool bout it so i guess practice will resume as usual...we might start a mini baseball club if Carol ever visits us up there again.Oh back to my FYP...Pak Pak just told me that i have to start my research soon...which got me kind of dumbstruck cause i don't know what to research on...*help?*...

~3rd Post : Fast & Furious Syndrome~

For convenience we'll be using FFS as a short form for this Fast & Furious Syndrome. First of all i would like the say the movie was above mediocre as the story line was kinda ummmm directionless...but what saved it was the cars...well moving on...shit i'll just get straight to the point...went to watch the movie.decided to go to mamak after movie.paid parking and started our way to the car.thats where FFS started.suddenlly you start hearing tyres screeching and engines "roaring" (by engine roaring i mean screaming actually as kancil drivers TRY to think/imagine that they're driving a mustang) at every corner. cars speed past you and tail gating each other in the parking lot.left the parking lot.suddenlly everyone you find yourself stuck in the movie set but only this time the cars are going at 60km/hr but they again TRY to imagine they're moving at 200km/hr in a kancil swerving in and out of traffic.got onto the highway.first accident car jumps railing onto opposite of the road.second accident car on fire *wait* was on fire.3rd accident 5 car pile up.hmmm FFS syndrome side effects.m'sian drivers at their best trying to feel like vin diesel but FAIL *wait* EPIC FAIL at trying to do it...so now i'll just post up a short explanation of how one actually gets infected with FFS and its side effects...

Fast & Furious Syndrome (FFS)
The infected drive MALAYSIAN made cars and have recently watch Fast & Furious 4 for numerous times until they've memorize the damn scripts. They've been affected by previous FFS but of different strains (Fast & Furious Syndrome 1, Too Fast Too Furious Sydrome and Fast & Furious Tokyo Drift Sydrome) and of course all are still suffering from side effects of the previous syndromes.

FFS Side Effects
- change exhaust (the head only)
- change car lights to christmas lights or similar
- start driving like an asshole at 60km/hr (in kancil mostly) for 'wira'lutions 80km/hr
- funky coloured cars which is still okay except that the interior matches the exterior even the driver
- more accidents EVERYWHERE
- suddenly everyone needs to do a wheelspin at the traffic light
- suddenly everyone needs to tailgate
- suddenly everyone wants to crash into something
- suddenly everyone wants to be called vin... =_=